you like cupcakes dont you karkat

xD i had way to much fun writing the dialogue, if any ones interested in actually reading i could edit it into this

yup well here it is:
WOAH. NO. BACK THE FUCK UP THERE DOUCHE NUGGET, THE FACT THAT YOU THINK I WOULD FORCE MY WAY THROUGH THE ANYURISM THAT ENTAILS ATTEMPTING TO INGEST THIS DISGUSTING PIECE OF TRASH, JUST TO UNLOAD MY BOWLS HALF HEARTEDLY INTO YOU SMUG ASS FACE DUE TO THE SHEER INTOLLERABLILITY OF THIS ACRID SLOP THAT WAS OBVIOUSLY CREATED THROUGH SOME SICKNASTY SATANIC PASTRY FETISH REQUIRING YOU TO JACK A LOAD OFF INTO THE BOWL AND TAKE AN INSULTING LITTLE SHIT ON TOP, IS OBVIOUS EVIDENCE THAT YOUR THINK PANS SMALLER THAN THAT PINK WORM YOU CALL A “HUMAN DICK”......NOW FUCK OFF WHILE I *DISPOSE* OF THIS.